The first three days of a zombie apocalypse are critical, many will die from lack of proper supplies, but you’ll have nothing to fear with this zombie survival kit. It contains water, food, lighting, tools, first aid kit, and other essential gear to help your survive for 72 hours.
Show off your swordsmanship while killing real life mobs with your very own Iron Sword from Minecraft. This foam sword is a replica of the iconic game weapon and works just as well in real life at fighting enemies as it does in the game.
Give off light, or darkness, Padawan. Plug me in, or do not. Ten of me on this strand there are, spaced 12 inches apart. And a 30 inch lead wire, I have. If fear is the path to the dark side, a strand of Yoda lights you will need.
If a bored cat is tearing up the house and driving you crazy, have them burn off some energy with this rotating laser cat toy. The movement of the laser will keep them occupied (and off of your new curtains) for hours on end. It will provide endless entertainment for both you and Mr. Whiskers.
Three Mile Island? Chernobyl? Fukushima? Whichever nuclear disaster is your favorite, you can drink to it with this set of 2 polluted glasses. Startle your friends by partaking of beverages from these clear toxic waste drums, complete with the radioactive symbol, designed by Fred & Friends.
Equipped with LED headlights, functional horn, and a 3 spoke steering wheel; this realistic looking electric Lamborghini Murcielago kid’s car will be the biggest head turner on the block. It may not go 200+ MPH, but will leave all those other lame Power Wheels cars in the dust.
No one likes pizza sprinkled with sweat (and if you do, that’s weird, so stop). Cut out all the hard manual labor of slicing up your fresh, homemade pizza with a pair of these so you can bite into that cheesy goodness that much faster. As easy as open, snip, and enjoy!
Attention Ninjas: Hang your coat in style! Accessorize your home or office with this ninja star coat hanger; it’s designed to look like the real thing, right down to the sharp looking edges which are smooth and won’t damage your coat. It’s made of super strong nickel-plated zinc and easily installs on your wall or door.
Go on a secret spy mission with this remote control spy tank. Capture live video and audio with the built-in wide-angle night vision camera and use the free app to control it with your iPod, iPhone, iPad or Android smart phones and tablets.
These masks will allow you to look just like everyone else, in Minecraft. Venture out in this three dimensional world in true pixelated fashion by wearing these Minecraft masks. The set includes a one size fits all mask of both Steve and the infamous Creeper head.
Now for the first time in human history, you can actually give a flying fuck! Show your true feelings without having to say a word with this remote control flying fuck helicopter. It may not fly accurately as other RC helis, but it will clearly get the message across.
Have your cat go crazy chasing this ball as you drive it around the house. This robotic ball has customizable LEDs, is touch sensitive and can be controlled from an iOS/Android App, additionally functioning as a controller for interactive games. It’s so much fun that everyone will want to grab your phone to play with it.
Take the fun of bowling outdoors with this giant inflatable bowling game. Place the bowling pins at the end of a Slip ‘n Slide and go for the ultimate strike. Challenge yourself to come up with ingenious ways to throw or kick the giant bowling ball to knock down the tall 29 inch inflatable bowling pins.
Reach the deep ends of the pool or explore the beach shoreline faster than ever before with this Sea-Doo Dolphin Sea Scooter. This waterproof gadget is great for fun in the water and packs enough thrust to propel a swimmer up to 2 MPH, with a lightweight, kid-friendly design.
You and your pet hamster can go for nice, long walks on the beach together when you purchase this Zorb Human Hamster Ball. Impress all your hamster friends as you Zorb down hills and frolic across green meadows. And remember: don’t Zorb with scissors. It won’t end well.
You too can give Channing Tatum a run for his money and grace the cover of GQ… Nah, who are we kidding? But get a hold of this GQ magazine cover novelty mirror and take the first step towards getting as much tail as he does. Women and tail not included in your purchase.
Make your cat extraordinary with this inflatable unicorn horn. This horn features a four point strap system to fit comfortably on Mr. Whiskers head, which will give him magical powers only a unicorn can posses.
Now you can have your name written on that perfectly cooked steak with this personalized BBQ branding iron. Slide the included metal letters onto the track and brand any meat with the message of your choice. Prank your guests by branding their food with “Not safe for humans”.
Take the office warfare to a new level with this wirelessly controlled missile launcher, featuring foam missiles that can be rapid fired with a 25 foot range. Launch missiles at your command using your iPhone, iPod or iPad with the most high tech desktop weapon on the planet.
Take your music on the go or get started on a promising DJ career. This USB turntable, enclosed in a stylish executive case, features a belt-driven 3-speed design and will turn your dusty LP records into digital gold.
The man bowl is the dog bowl for man. This ceramic dish with the design of a classic canine bowl is perfect for a guy with a beastly appetite and although you may not eat on the floor like your furry friend, you will be sure to enjoy eating massive amounts of cereal with it.
Turn any occasion into a snowball fight with Snowtime Anytime brand snowballs! No matter the weather, you can throw these realistic snowballs at unsuspecting victims and watch madcap antics ensue! The snowballs look and feel like real snow, but there’s no melting, no mess and no slush!
Launch a powerful burst of air that will mess up hair and blow away papers. Your victims won’t know what hit them when you attack them with this Airzooka. A powerful yet harmless blast of air will hit them, seemingly from nowhere, from up to twenty feet away.
Show off your thumping bass with this sound activated LED sticker for cars. This awesome sticker has an equalizer that glows blue and changes with your music. It is the ultimate addition to a sound system and is sure to fascinate everyone driving behind you.
Replace your boring coffee mug with this humorous ceramic mug that looks like a prescription medicine bottle. This coffee mug is a great gift for medical students and professionals, coffee lovers and coffee addicts.
Do you wish you were rich enough to flush money down the toilet? Now you can with this authentic looking $100 dollar bill toilet paper! This toilet paper is the ideal house warming gift and will jazz up any boring bathroom.
Beauty lovers, it’s time to get your drink on with this lipstick hip flask. This flask is the perfect way for ladies to conceal their drink in style, unlike other hip flasks on the market. Go in your purse and grab some make up — or take a shot.
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane… It’s a Superbaby! Dress your newborn in this adorable licensed DC Comics Superman baby bunting costume that is sure to make your baby every bit as cool as the original Man of Steel.
Get your fancy drink on with this Redneck party cup. This party cup is made of a durable, washable material with a fancy glass base; you don’t have to be a redneck to appreciate this unique glass. Moonshine not included.
Store your delicious
brains cookies in this humorous ceramic zombie head cookie jar. This jar is great for storing cookies, Halloween candy, and brains. It makes a great kitchen accessory for zombie fanatics.
Boldly cut pizza where no man has cut pizza before. This pizza cutter is shaped in the form of the famous NCC-1701 Enterprise ship and effortlessly slices pizza — no photon torpedoes required. An officially licensed Star Trek collectable, this kitchen accessory makes a great gift for Star Trek fans.
This gigantic inflatable beach ball, measuring 10 feet in diameter when inflated, is sure to provide hours of summertime fun at the beach. Play the most epic game of beach ball volleyball ever or take it in the water for a game of extreme water polo.
Tired of making runs to the cooler at parties and tailgates to grab your next beer? Now you can carry a 6-pack of your favorite beverage conveniently around your waist with this beer belt. The adjustable size straps can securely hold any size beverage can.
This hilarious Facebook shower curtain will change the way you take showers forever! Complete your profile by jumping in the shower and placing your face in the transparent profile photo area. Perfect for the social networker that wants to stay connected in the shower.
Conquer advanced black diamond ski trails in style with an authentic mountain man appearance by wearing this bearded ski mask. This comfortable thermal neoprene ski mask, with an imposed beard, will keep you warm from the harshest of cold-weather environments.
Show off your geek credentials around the office with this pixelated 8-bit tie, a perfect addition to 8-bit pixelated sunglasses. Take a picture of yourself wearing this stylish tie and everyone will think it was photoshopped. It has a clip-on design and is easy to wear with any shirt, including t-shirts.
Hide from the paparazzi with these identity censoring shades. These unique sunglasses will make your face unrecognizable from the world by placing a black bar over your eye area. A great item for divas, criminals, members of special forces groups, or those who want to censor their identity on Chatroulette.
There is no need to envy those with a stache as now you can sport one too with these mustache sunglasses. Perfect for women, kids and other stach-less human beings. With a great mustache, comes great responsibility. Use it for good… or evil.
This pocket knife with an 8GB removable USB flash drive is equipped with 7 tools, making it the most handy gadget you can carry in your pocket. With a sharp blade, screwdriver, scissors and even a ball-point pen, this USB pocket knife includes everything a geek needs for their next expedition.