Bring back your 8-bit gaming memories with these trendy retro sunglasses. These two-tone pixelated sunglasses will bring your cool Minecraft fantasy into reality and satisfy all your GIF meme recreation needs.
Hang this bacon-shaped, bacon-smelling air freshener on the rear-view mirror of your car to ward off vegan hitchhikers. Show off your proclivity for pork with a realistic-looking slab of sow just above your dashboard. Provide the peculiar perfume of pig-meat to your passengers.
Need another excuse to drink a lot? Didn’t think so. But here’s one anyway. It’s a patch that replenishes the vitamins and minerals you lose when you consume alcohol, and thus prevents hangovers before they start. The Bytox hangover patch has zero calories and contains twelve all-natural, organic ingredients.
Who’s that distinguished gentleman? Oh, no wait, it’s a toddler. Wait, no, it’s both! Allow your child to cultivate an early appreciation for facial hair trends with this durable, non-toxic plastic and silicon “mustachifier.” Keep the baby quiet while you and your better half laugh it up!
No need to ‘stache your drink in a hiding place. Keep your party posh and add some class to your glass with a mustache drink marker. No two are the same, so your beverage will be distinguished, well-groomed and spoken for. They’re made of silicon, and they’ll stick to just about any glass surface.
Let other drivers know how you feel about that morning commute and show off your affinity for the internet sensation known as Grumpy Cat! Made of sturdy vinyl, this hilarious decal will never get tired of giving the single finger salute to fellow motorists and tailgaters.
Psychedelic! Turn your flat into a disco with these blacklight-sensitive bubbles. They’ll glow a crazy shade of blue while you crank the tunes and dance the night away. Watch them pop and make your shirt, your face and the floor glow like lightning bugs in July!
What do superheroes, slingshots and monkeys have in common? Absolutely nothing! But when you fling this screaming primate across the room, nobody will care because they’ll be having so much fun! This masked monkey is a party animal! One battery included to ensure immediate ridiculousness.
Make your cat extraordinary with this inflatable unicorn horn. This horn features a four point strap system to fit comfortably on Mr. Whiskers head, which will give him magical powers only a unicorn can posses.
We’re not trying to pork fun at injuries here, but why not add a little bit of sizzle to your scrapes and cuts! Warning: side effects may include mysterious bite marks on or around the area of application. They’re so realistic, you’ll have to fend off famished friends with force!
To shave or not to shave: that is the question. But thank goodness, now you can have it both ways! Simply place your index finger on your upper lip for that sexy, distinguished Tom Selleck look, or take it down for a sleek, shaved look. Unless you have a real mustache…in which case, why would you buy a finger mustache? To be ironic I guess.
Do you wish you were rich enough to flush money down the toilet? Now you can with this authentic looking $100 dollar bill toilet paper! This toilet paper is the ideal house warming gift and will jazz up any boring bathroom.
“Oh my gosh! A very small, brightly-colored man has drowned in your sink! Oh, no wait, that’s just your weird drain stopper.” This wide, rubber drain plug is good for stopping sinks or starting conversations, and it comes in an assortment of fun, lively colors.
Relive the historic event during your nightly dunk in the tub. Try changing up the story a bit, such as running the Titanic into your rubber ducky or your big toe (it might be hard to find an iceberg). Don’t worry that the plug won’t fit; it’s easy to change!
Ever forget where you left off in your book and wind up going through a page and half a second time just to figure out where the heck to resume reading? With FingerPrint’s “handy” bookmark, it’ll never happen again! Just slip the silicone rubber strap around your book and point the finger at the very last word you read.
You’re gonna need a bigger sock drawer…because you’ll want to fill it with these awesome shark socks. Other fish run from your big clunky feet. That’s their instinct. But these fish don’t run from anything. Unless of course, they’re on your feet and you’re running from something.
Turn your freezer into the Cloud City freezing chamber with this tray that produces ice cubes shaped like Han Solo frozen in carbonite! You’ll be a happy Hutt when you relive The Empire Strikes Back with each refreshing sip of your cold beverage.
Never accidentally pick up your wife’s nasty diet cola again! You’ll know instantly which koozie has delicious, frost-brewed beer and which one doesn’t with this set of his and her foam can coolers. They hold standard 12 ounce cans, and they make great wedding gifts!
Tired of making runs to the cooler at parties and tailgates to grab your next beer? Now you can carry a 6-pack of your favorite beverage conveniently around your waist with this beer belt. The adjustable size straps can securely hold any size beverage can.
No time for that morning cup of java? No problem! Get your caffeine fix while you shower with this caffeinated soap! It smells like peppermint and it cleans like regular soap, but it also has caffeine, which wakes you up, fights against cellulite and even helps prevent skin cancer!
And you thought George Lucas wrote Star Wars. Turns out it was one of Shakespeare’s long lost plays! ‘Tis a tale of valor and villainy, of weapons and woes and space-based chivalry, in a galaxy where you shall abide, if you joineth not the Dark Side. This book’s the very thing you seek, to catch the favor of a geek!
Is that a ghost trying to take your wine bottle? Freak out friends and astound your guests with this clever optical illusion that’s also a wine bottle holder. It’s a high-quality nickel-plated iron chain, but it’s welded in place so you can easily balance your booze in it!
Relive the Golden Age of Gaming each time you pay the bill. It’s an officially-licensed NES classic controller wallet. Every time you push up up down down left right left right B A start, you get 30 extra dollars in the billfold! Not really, but that would be cool, huh?
Happy Birthday, Anakin! To celebrate in a style befitting the Dark Lord of the Sith, bake a menacing-looking birthday cake with this Star Wars-geek-pleasing Darth Vader cake pan. The cake is easy to decorate, and you can ice it in black for an evil, yet delicious, effect.
If you really had the energy to be swirling sugar and cream around in your coffee, you wouldn’t really need the coffee, now would you? Fortunately, all that exhausting mixing and agitating can be done at the touch of a button with this self-stirring mug! Comes with a travel lid with a sipping hole.
Don’t feel blue! Your co-workers will be green with envy when they see you’ve turned your boring black and white MacBook keyboard into a veritable paint palette with this set of colorful stickers from Crocodil Graphics. So go out and paint the town red with your new and improved laptop!
Bad piggies beware! Every bit as addicting as the hit games from Rovio, this remote control balloon will fill your living room up with real life Angry Birds action. Just fill it up with helium, and this toy is ready to fly for over an hour on just one battery charge.
This crystal skull decanter is clearly crying out to be filled with something sinister, maybe some absinthe (relax, it’s legal now). That, or the spilled blood of your enemies, although we don’t encourage the spilling the blood of your enemies.
Gone are the days of carelessly walking into duct tape work projects when the lights are off. This Duck Tape brand tape provides permanent adhesion to most surfaces, it’s great for all kinds of repairs, and best of all: it provides a long-lasting lime green luminescence.
The sequel to “Finding Nemo” isn’t out yet, but keep yourself pumped by taking this little friend for fun swims in the pool. Want companionship in the bath? We here at IAB have a solution. Invite him for a friendly swim and gain an instant friend. Have a race, show him tricks, and see what the aquatic life is all about.
Hide from the paparazzi with these identity censoring shades. These unique sunglasses will make your face unrecognizable from the world by placing a black bar over your eye area. A great item for divas, criminals, members of special forces groups, or those who want to censor their identity on Chatroulette.
There is no need to envy those with a stache as now you can sport one too with these mustache sunglasses. Perfect for women, kids and other stach-less human beings. With a great mustache, comes great responsibility. Use it for good… or evil.
Do you count yourself amongst one of those that feels the typical 8 oz. flask is kind of underachieving? For those of us who prefer 64 ounces of debauchery, this is the flask for you. Hide it in your coat jacket, your purse, or wave it around proudly. Go on with your bad self.
Replace your boring coffee mug with this humorous ceramic mug that looks like a prescription medicine bottle. This coffee mug is a great gift for medical students and professionals, coffee lovers and coffee addicts.
Light up the night at your next event with this glowing light up necktie; the tie is available in 8 colors and powered by AAA batteries. This tie is sure to be a hit and makes a great addition to your outfit for parties, proms, and festivals.
Attention Ninjas: Hang your coat in style! Accessorize your home or office with this ninja star coat hanger; it’s designed to look like the real thing, right down to the sharp looking edges which are smooth and won’t damage your coat. It’s made of super strong nickel-plated zinc and easily installs on your wall or door.
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane… It’s a Superbaby! Dress your newborn in this adorable licensed DC Comics Superman baby bunting costume that is sure to make your baby every bit as cool as the original Man of Steel.
Beauty lovers, it’s time to get your drink on with this lipstick hip flask. This flask is the perfect way for ladies to conceal their drink in style, unlike other hip flasks on the market. Go in your purse and grab some make up — or take a shot.
So you cut like drunk orangutan. It’s not your fault! With these scissors, you can cut to your heart’s content while keeping your head held high. You’ll never need to be embarrassed about your sloppy snips again with these laser guided scissors.